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Mar
08
2010
Out Of The 100, Yours Was Definitely The Best
Posted on 14:42, March 8th, 2010 by Steven Morgan
Skip This Bit If You Have No Soul
Man, my song titles are so awesome. It’s like I just think of this shizzle all the time, like I’m made of magic haribo or something. The way I see it, we should write our album around the following list of song names. I’ve done the hard work coming up with this list, the other two can do all the recording and I’ll sit at the side and criticise. ”YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG JIM! DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH MORE GOOD.”
1. Sidechaining Your Sox Groans To My Station Exx
2. I Don’t Think You Should Have Done That, Reginald (Part II)
3. I Don’t Think You Should Have Done That, Reginald (Part IV)
4. ^ Scat
5. I Didn’t Want Your Stupid Chair Anyway
6. Aerosmith On The Bus
7. I Only Like People Who Laugh At My Jokes
8. Whatever, I’ve Read Books
9. Yeah Politics Man Yeah F**k The Government Man And Stuff (Chair’s Lament)
10. Turned Out It Wasn’t Aerosmith
11. Conversations I Thought I Had But Turned Out To Have Dreamt That They Happened
12. Aerosmith On The Bus (Reprise)
If you’ve got ideas for the title of this future Mercury Music Prize winning affair, click here and add it as a comment. I’ll send the writer of the best one a copy of our EP.
Leave your house and have a good time
We’re playing 93 Feet East a week Wednesday, as you know. You don’t need me to tell you it’s gonna be awesome, and we’re playing new material too, so you’ll be all like “Wow, I think this is new material” and you will be right. A week Friday we’re then heading to Brighton to play at The Hope, so tell everyone you know who lives near Brighton and isn’t a total pillock. Other than that, we’re confirming a festival appearance in April, a launch party for the Luminescence EP despite the fact that it’s out already and gig + swimming pool in May.
Stuff redux
Bullet points are 2010.
- Our music is to be playlisted in a chain of 200 fashion stores in Italy.
- Luminescence reviews in Rock Sound, RebelRiffs, Subba Cultcha, Easy Music For Difficult Ears & Daily Dischord. People be loving that shahoozy.
- Neon Blink to be used as theme for currently untitled new Finnish TV program.
- Neon Blink to be released as single on Blue Dove Records with a plethora of sensual remixes on the b-sides. Release date etc. TBC. FTW.
- Neon Blink used in some mountain biking video. You are still fat.
- Timetravelling Luminescence launch party currently being finalised. Shrimp & white wine.
Best bit
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Glasswerk (Artefacts For Space Travel & Neon Highwire & Sir Yes Sir & Double Rainbow)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 19th March 2010
Synthetiquette (The Kleptones, Neon Highwire & Officer 82)
The Hope, 10-12 Queens Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3WA
Saturday 29th May 2010
Captain Zapi’s Rollin’ Revue (Neon Highwire & TBC)
The Aquarium, Old Street, Shoreditch, United Kingdom, EC1V 9DD
If you’re reading this line and think it’s about you, then it’s about you,
Steve.
http://www.myspace.com/neonhighwire
http://www.facebook.com/neonhighwire
http://twitter.com/neonhighwire
http://last.fm/music/neon+highwire
Happy new year!
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS news
That’s totally like me shouting the word “News” in a cave. Nick Cave. Ouch.
Luminescence
The EP is in the big bad world, so you can stop reading all about how it’s almost finished. Ha! It’s available from more places than I even know, I keep finding new ones. Some of those include Amazon, iTunes, Indiestore, Amie Street and a bunch of others like Napster and Myspace Music and Rhapsody too. If that’s not enough for you then I HATE YOU. If it is then we can still be friends. Those who like their music physically can buy the CD too. It’s well class and has a bunch of thank yous in the liner notes to the people who’ve helped us along the way. If your name is on that list, you can OFFISHULLEE ask for a hug next time you see one of us and not only receive it, but it can last as long as YOU want it to. Amazing. You have to instigate the end of the hug otherwise, we’ll just live our lives like conjoined twins. Sexy conjoined twins. How niche!
Totally Enormous Gig On Saturday @ 93 Feet East
We are so collectively excited about Saturdays gig supporting Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs that we smear ourselves with baby oil hourly in order to distract us from the impending joy. Smooth. It’s gonna be so good, that we thought we’d get some quotes from famous people because you bloodsuckers love celebrities, dunnewe?
Graham Gooch: “Awes”.
Charlie Brooker: “Wick”.
Flavaadit Gambatron: “You don’t even know who I am”.
Get your tickets for cheaperer here at wegottickets.com else you run the risk of not getting in and looking like a total fool. No hug for you. We advise males to turn up topless and buy one of our t-shirts when they arrive so they can look better than their friends. We would advise this to both genders but we made a mistake and didn’t get any female t-shirts printed. Our bad. We will soon though, yeah?
People writing things about us
I could rewrite all the nice things we’ve had written about us lately here, but I’m not a man that believes in effort duplication. Also, my love has got no money, he’s got his strong beliefs. It’s all on our website at http://www.neonhighwire.com alongside incredible insights into popular culture from everyone but Jim. Not that Jim’s taking some sort of rebellious stance against posting anything up there, it’s just Jim. Jim Jim Jim. Jimmer. Jim.
Top ten albums of the last decade
Those who can’t get enough of lists may have noticed our top ten albums of the decade lists on the website in the run up to NYE. As usual, Steve’s is best. Aaaaah, where’s your comeback now Jim? Exactly, it’s physically impossible for you to come back because I’m typing this on a keyboard. WIN!
Read Jimlist here.
Read Lukelist here.
Read Stevelist (am best) here.
You know your favourite part of the email is the list of upcoming shows, don’t even try to deny it:
Saturday 16th January 2010
THE PLAYGROUND (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Nova, Citadels, Dan Mckie, Andy Boph, Neon Highwire, Fish Don’t Dance DJs, Marc Ustari, Miss Miranda- Burlesque, Adam Analogue, 3 Sh!t DJs & Straightola)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 12th February 2010
No Fiction (Raven Beats Crow & Neon Highwire)
Power’s Acoustic Room, 332 Kilburn High Road, Kilburn, London, NW6 2QN
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Glasswerk (Artefacts For Space Travel & Neon Highwire & TBC)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 16th April 2010
Glasswerk (Neon Highwire & TBC)
Rhythm Factory, Ground Floor, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, London, E1 1EW
I can’t believe no-one saw us,
Steve.
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http://www.facebook.com/neonhighwire
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You may have noticed that the website has changed. This is because the previous site was never meant to be anything more than a placeholder in case people visited www.neonhighwire.com or www.neonhighwire.co.uk. As we’ve previously stated on incarnations of this website
“We’re musicians, not web developers”
so we’ve opted to use WordPress to make the site actually useful more easily.
It’s going to be going through quite a few iterations for the next week or so. We could have put up a placeholder with one of those “the site is currently under maintenance” signs on it, but that’d probably mean we’d never get round to finishing it. This way, it’ll be a huge crock of shit for the foreseeable future, which means we’re motivated to change it as quickly as possible.
Everyone wins.
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