Holy spirit! It’s Easter, Batman! It’s almost time for you to gorge yourself silly on gigantic chocolate ova. This is of course in NO WAY a pagan ritual, luckily, so no need to worry. Before you chow down though, you might like to do a wee bit of exercise… in the form of DANCING, and we can help you with that.

As an Easter gift we’ve remixed “Boys and Girls Come Out to Play” by our good friends Glass Diamond and we’re going you a sneaky sneak preview!

Czech it out here…
Boys and Girls Come Out to Play (Re-wired by Neon Highwire) by NeonHighwire

Happy Easter, happy streaming and happy dancing!  Download details to come soon…

1. Like.  Jim’s remix is THE BALLS.

2. Tonight’s gig at Roadtrip was fun.

3. Steve was interviewed by BBC News yesterday as part of Conspiracy For Good.

4. Come to this event Monday night where  Steve will be reading from his personal diary from 1997, the peak of his adolescent, hormonal years.

Borlls borlls borlls, footy footy footy.  Seriously, though, innit.  Yeah.  Week today.  We’re playing in London again.  Obviously I reckon it’ll be great, but it’s fairly obvious that my opinion is biased so I’ll leave it to famous stong–man Geoff Capes to give you a more authoritative opinion:

Geoff CAPS: “what/ Yeah alright, whatever Steven Morgan says is ture.  You gonna buy a Bigg Ishoo orwo’?”

Tell you what, here’s another Neon Blink remix for you to potentially enjoy: http://soundcloud.com/neonhighwire/neon-blink-inspiring-house-mix.  It’s also on http://www.myspace.com/neonrewire, but Myspace is sh%tontoast so what-the-unicorn-ever?  Yeah, you know, more remixes innit?  Like someone takes those source files and makes something new out of it.  Not like that, in fact, but actually that.  That’s what a remix is, see.  One thing though, and honestly, this is so exciting that I almost wanna create an animated flaming gif for its wonderfulness…

The forthcoming Novelty Music Scene remix of Neon Blink is so good that on first listen, I bit down on my teeth so hard I chipped a tooth.  It’s a small chip, but it’s amazing how weird it feels whilst your mouth aclimbatises to your new bite.  Hopefully you’ll enjoy it without this mouth based metamorphosis, but I’m gonna totally admit, it was worth it.  Honestly, keep your eyes open for that shizzle any day now, you’ll thank me.

So, if you want cheap entry on the gig next Saturday get in touch.  If you bag that shit early, you can LITERALLY get half price entry.  I’m gonna admit, I find that exciting.  If you don’t, then you evidently don’t have hernia inducing money problems and you can buy me drinks all night that night AND EVERY NI@GHT==; YOU CRUNT.  I’m looking at you, champagne boy.  Yes.

Other than that, Neon Blink is going to figure on another mountain biking video somewhere, I don’t quite get the association, but I ain’t arguing like innit like like.  That’s so vague I might as well have not even written it, but to be honest, these emails aren’t exactly concise or informative, so why change that?  I enjoy the hatemail YOU PRCK, YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE, CM SAY HAAI!

This part is more important than the rest of it combined:

Saturday 17th July 2010

Andy Quirk’s Hits Of The Near Future (Hot Beds, Remodel, Neon Highwire & Well In Garden Settee)

The Workshop, under Roadtrip Bar, 243 Old Street, London, EC1V 9EY

Facebook; Last.FM

Saturday 7th August 2010

Here Comes The Sun (Neon Highwire & Ben Marwood & UpCDownC & The Heartwear Process…)

The Rising Sun Arts Centre, 30 Silverstreet, Reading, Berkshire, RG1 2ST

Facebook; Last.FM

Friday 24th September 2010

Never Enough Notes Birthday (Hot Beds, Neon Highwire & TBC)

It’s a shame that application took so long, I’ll admit I’m gutted, but fingers crossed it works out for you,

Steve

Neon Blink (inspiring house mix) by NeonHighwire

Meow!  Hahahahahahaha!  Did you see what I did there?  I’m hilarious!  Seriously though, my life is a tragic downward spiral of meaningless tasks that distract me from the ultimate futility of my pointless existence.  It’s the summer!  Let’s partay in the clurb!  Shrimp!  White wine!

Here’s another remix that’ll be making its way to the Neon Blink single release.  You can listen to it on Myspace on our Neon Rewire page, or listen below.  You’ve got choices, it’s good to have choices.  Like the choice between listening to some earnest  singer songwriter’s new forward-looking oestrogen tinged opus, or cutting your own ears off and feeding them to a parakeet with a temperature.  I’ll sure miss my ears.

Neon Blink (CAT remix) by NeonHighwire

As part of the Neon Blink single release we’ve got another taster for you in the form of Sizeable Moth Hat’s remix.

If you like Myspace, then you can go over there to give it a listen, or alternatively you can just use the player below.  Enjoy.

Neon Blink (Sizeable Moth Hat Remix) by NeonHighwire

Do you like music which is the aces?  I like music which is the aces.  Pimp Daddies of NoHo like music which is the aces.  I have yet to find a person who doesn’t like music which is the aces.  Some people get the wrong idea about what the aces is, probably due to a genetic disorder, but I don’t think anyone can deny that the Pimp Daddies of Noho Old Skool House remix of Neon Blink is anything but the UNIVERSAL ACES.  Like the opposite of Bono.

Either listen to it at the Neon Rewire Myspace or Soundcloud it up below.

Neon Blink (Pimp Daddies of NoHo Old Skool House Remix) by NeonHighwire

In other newses we’re featured on TheOneMic.

The fact you’re reading this means there’s a good chance you like our music.  Either that or you’ve met us and harbour a crush on Jim that you’re working up your courage to realise or find us so arrogant, annoying, derivative and disposable that you end up spying on us in an angry voyeuristic way hoping to see the cracks, hoping to see things tumbling down just to feel a little better.

None of that matters, whichever is true, you’re reading this, so I win by default.

Here’s what you should do.  Got a Twitter account?  Follow us.  Got a Facebook account?  Become a fan.  Got a Myspace Page?  Be our friend.  Got an email address?  Join our mailing list.

Got other friends with decent taste in music?  Improve their lives, tell them about us.  Think you’re wasting your life watching shitty TV or spending way too much time at the same pub with the same person / people?  Come watch us live.  Think your remixing skills are laudable?  Email us.  Any other ideas of projects relating to the band?  Let us know, we’ll talk it over.

Of course, alternatively you could do none of these things.  If you do though, you get +10 life points for each.  Just imagine!

Oh yeah, and don’t forget to listen to our new track Bear At The Bus Stop on Soundcloud.  It’ll raise the temperature of your metaphorical testicles.

We’ve got a single release of Neon Blink coming soon.  We’re looking for artists to remix the track for the b-sides.  If anyone’s interested in getting involved, send us an email!  Reimagine, reinvent, deconstruct, dismantle till there’s nothing left but a gentle pulse we forgot was even in the original mix, do whatever you want.  Just make it awesome.