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Mar
08
2010
Out Of The 100, Yours Was Definitely The Best
Posted on 14:42, March 8th, 2010 by Steven Morgan
Skip This Bit If You Have No Soul
Man, my song titles are so awesome. It’s like I just think of this shizzle all the time, like I’m made of magic haribo or something. The way I see it, we should write our album around the following list of song names. I’ve done the hard work coming up with this list, the other two can do all the recording and I’ll sit at the side and criticise. ”YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG JIM! DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH MORE GOOD.”
1. Sidechaining Your Sox Groans To My Station Exx
2. I Don’t Think You Should Have Done That, Reginald (Part II)
3. I Don’t Think You Should Have Done That, Reginald (Part IV)
4. ^ Scat
5. I Didn’t Want Your Stupid Chair Anyway
6. Aerosmith On The Bus
7. I Only Like People Who Laugh At My Jokes
8. Whatever, I’ve Read Books
9. Yeah Politics Man Yeah F**k The Government Man And Stuff (Chair’s Lament)
10. Turned Out It Wasn’t Aerosmith
11. Conversations I Thought I Had But Turned Out To Have Dreamt That They Happened
12. Aerosmith On The Bus (Reprise)
If you’ve got ideas for the title of this future Mercury Music Prize winning affair, click here and add it as a comment. I’ll send the writer of the best one a copy of our EP.
Leave your house and have a good time
We’re playing 93 Feet East a week Wednesday, as you know. You don’t need me to tell you it’s gonna be awesome, and we’re playing new material too, so you’ll be all like “Wow, I think this is new material” and you will be right. A week Friday we’re then heading to Brighton to play at The Hope, so tell everyone you know who lives near Brighton and isn’t a total pillock. Other than that, we’re confirming a festival appearance in April, a launch party for the Luminescence EP despite the fact that it’s out already and gig + swimming pool in May.
Stuff redux
Bullet points are 2010.
- Our music is to be playlisted in a chain of 200 fashion stores in Italy.
- Luminescence reviews in Rock Sound, RebelRiffs, Subba Cultcha, Easy Music For Difficult Ears & Daily Dischord. People be loving that shahoozy.
- Neon Blink to be used as theme for currently untitled new Finnish TV program.
- Neon Blink to be released as single on Blue Dove Records with a plethora of sensual remixes on the b-sides. Release date etc. TBC. FTW.
- Neon Blink used in some mountain biking video. You are still fat.
- Timetravelling Luminescence launch party currently being finalised. Shrimp & white wine.
Best bit
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Glasswerk (Artefacts For Space Travel & Neon Highwire & Sir Yes Sir & Double Rainbow)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 19th March 2010
Synthetiquette (The Kleptones, Neon Highwire & Officer 82)
The Hope, 10-12 Queens Road, Brighton, East Sussex, BN1 3WA
Saturday 29th May 2010
Captain Zapi’s Rollin’ Revue (Neon Highwire & TBC)
The Aquarium, Old Street, Shoreditch, United Kingdom, EC1V 9DD
If you’re reading this line and think it’s about you, then it’s about you,
Steve.
http://www.myspace.com/neonhighwire
http://www.facebook.com/neonhighwire
http://twitter.com/neonhighwire
http://last.fm/music/neon+highwire
Many people have emailed me lately and said
“Steve, I really want to own a horse, but don’t have the space for it in my London based tower block flat. Can horses fly?”
The answer is no, horses cannot fly.
THIS FRIDAY!
Moving on, we’ve got a STONKER (meow) of a gig coming up Friday at the triple A battery Powers bar in Kilburn run by the super fantastic lake of ice cream No Fiction. It’s free entry, has AWESOME DJs, two incredible bands known for great music and live shows (HEY, ONE OF THOSE IS US! WODYAKNOW!), and loads of drink offers a n d t h e l i k e c==3
Luminescence
Buy it from Amazon, iTunes, Indiestore, Amie Street and a bunch of others like Napster and Myspace Music and Rhapsody too. Buy multiple copies then come see us live and buy some more. I’ll sign anything that moves. Make new friends, buy them the CDs. Things you can use the CD for:
Playing music.
Yeah, you thought that was gonna be one of my awesome lists, but it wasn’t. Deal.
Video
I bought a video camera, yeah, big deal. We’re gonna start filming stuff. Music videos are lame, we have much better ideas than that, what we need now are crowns. Anyway, we’ve got a Youtube channel at this place which also has a link to us playing our extended edit of Akira! at 93 Feet East.
Other Stuff
There’s a load of other new stuff in the pipeline, but figure rather than just blabbering on about it, we’ll get it all confirmed and fit for consumption first. So be patient and keep checking www.neonhighwire.com.
Few gigs coming up, but can’t reveal details on all yet till they’re confirmed. Probably playing in Brighton on March 19th though, which will be nice.
Friday 12th February 2010
No Fiction (Raven Beats Crow & Neon Highwire)
Power’s Acoustic Room, 332 Kilburn High Road, Kilburn, London, NW6 2QN
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Glasswerk (Artefacts For Space Travel & Neon Highwire & TBC)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Saturday 29th May 2010
Captain Zapi’s Rollin’ Revue (Neon Highwire & TBC)
The Aquarium, Old Street, Shoreditch, United Kingdom, EC1V 9DD
Sometimes it just works better that way,
Steve.
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http://last.fm/music/neon+highwire
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Happy new year!
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS news
That’s totally like me shouting the word “News” in a cave. Nick Cave. Ouch.
Luminescence
The EP is in the big bad world, so you can stop reading all about how it’s almost finished. Ha! It’s available from more places than I even know, I keep finding new ones. Some of those include Amazon, iTunes, Indiestore, Amie Street and a bunch of others like Napster and Myspace Music and Rhapsody too. If that’s not enough for you then I HATE YOU. If it is then we can still be friends. Those who like their music physically can buy the CD too. It’s well class and has a bunch of thank yous in the liner notes to the people who’ve helped us along the way. If your name is on that list, you can OFFISHULLEE ask for a hug next time you see one of us and not only receive it, but it can last as long as YOU want it to. Amazing. You have to instigate the end of the hug otherwise, we’ll just live our lives like conjoined twins. Sexy conjoined twins. How niche!
Totally Enormous Gig On Saturday @ 93 Feet East
We are so collectively excited about Saturdays gig supporting Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs that we smear ourselves with baby oil hourly in order to distract us from the impending joy. Smooth. It’s gonna be so good, that we thought we’d get some quotes from famous people because you bloodsuckers love celebrities, dunnewe?
Graham Gooch: “Awes”.
Charlie Brooker: “Wick”.
Flavaadit Gambatron: “You don’t even know who I am”.
Get your tickets for cheaperer here at wegottickets.com else you run the risk of not getting in and looking like a total fool. No hug for you. We advise males to turn up topless and buy one of our t-shirts when they arrive so they can look better than their friends. We would advise this to both genders but we made a mistake and didn’t get any female t-shirts printed. Our bad. We will soon though, yeah?
People writing things about us
I could rewrite all the nice things we’ve had written about us lately here, but I’m not a man that believes in effort duplication. Also, my love has got no money, he’s got his strong beliefs. It’s all on our website at http://www.neonhighwire.com alongside incredible insights into popular culture from everyone but Jim. Not that Jim’s taking some sort of rebellious stance against posting anything up there, it’s just Jim. Jim Jim Jim. Jimmer. Jim.
Top ten albums of the last decade
Those who can’t get enough of lists may have noticed our top ten albums of the decade lists on the website in the run up to NYE. As usual, Steve’s is best. Aaaaah, where’s your comeback now Jim? Exactly, it’s physically impossible for you to come back because I’m typing this on a keyboard. WIN!
Read Jimlist here.
Read Lukelist here.
Read Stevelist (am best) here.
You know your favourite part of the email is the list of upcoming shows, don’t even try to deny it:
Saturday 16th January 2010
THE PLAYGROUND (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Nova, Citadels, Dan Mckie, Andy Boph, Neon Highwire, Fish Don’t Dance DJs, Marc Ustari, Miss Miranda- Burlesque, Adam Analogue, 3 Sh!t DJs & Straightola)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 12th February 2010
No Fiction (Raven Beats Crow & Neon Highwire)
Power’s Acoustic Room, 332 Kilburn High Road, Kilburn, London, NW6 2QN
Wednesday 17th March 2010
Glasswerk (Artefacts For Space Travel & Neon Highwire & TBC)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 16th April 2010
Glasswerk (Neon Highwire & TBC)
Rhythm Factory, Ground Floor, 16-18 Whitechapel Road, London, E1 1EW
I can’t believe no-one saw us,
Steve.
http://www.myspace.com/neonhighwire
http://www.facebook.com/neonhighwire
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Dec
18
2009
We’ve got more songs than a song convention
Posted on 15:01, December 18th, 2009 by Steven Morgan
This email is about two things, they shall fight to the death
Playing 93 Feet East with Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs! Buy tickets now!
vs.
Luminescence printing!
FIGHT (to the death)
Detailses followses (to the death)
The Playground
It’s nice to play a gig where I’d absolutely be there in attendance, buying tickets whether we were playing or not. On Saturday 16th January it’s one of those occasions. The Playground put on immense nights including filthy electro, incredible bands (us, innit), Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, burlesque, VJ shows AND THE LIKE. Yeah, it’s gonna be incredible and it’s the perfect solution to your New Years Resolutions which are an absolute waste of time anyway fatty. The event is likely to sell out so don’t be an IDIOT, buy your tickets in advance here. Anyone who knows me and wants some place to stay afterwards, get in touch.
Luminescence
Luminescence is totally finished. Finito. We’re just putting the finishing touches to the artwork then the Red Book is off to the printers. We’ll be filling you in on details of how you can buy it soon. It’s been mastered by Simon Davey at The Exchange (click the links to see what he’s previously worked on). It’s an awe-inspiring piece of work. Check out these reviews I just made up by people who haven’t heard it:
“First was there Beethoven, then there was Neon Highwire. Everything in the middle was all like ‘wah wah wah’. I’m hungry.” – Graeme Forstidious (Fistmagnetron Magazine)
“When I die I want this played at my funeral so instead of crying, people be all like dancing instead.” – Herby Privaté (BBC 8 Live)
“One time I got in to trouble with the police and it was very much bad news. He was about to arrest me twice but then I put Isometric View on his CD player and he embraced me into his bosom. This has happened to me three times now.” – Canaverous Belfield (Freshfieldd FM)
Here’s the list of all our shows:
Saturday 16th January 2010
THE PLAYGROUND (Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs, Nova, Citadels, Dan Mckie, Andy Boph, Neon Highwire, Fish Don’t Dance DJs, Marc Ustari, Miss Miranda- Burlesque, Adam Analogue, 3 Sh!t DJs & Straightola)
93 Feet East, 150 Brick Lane, London, E1 6QL
Friday 12th February 2010
No Fiction (Raven Beats Crow & Neon Highwire)
Power’s Acoustic Room, 332 Kilburn High Road, Kilburn, London, NW6 2QN
Seminal trajectories,
Steve.
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