Whitney Houston ate my hamster 0
Well, I suppose the first thing I should point out is that she didn’t actually eat my hamster. Ok, she may have, but that would’ve meant her coming to a remote field in the Wye Valley, searching for the spot where he was buried, exhuming him and then chowing down HARD. It seems unlikely.
What she did do, however, was die unexpectedly. I wasn’t expecting that. So much was I not expecting it that only a week before she selfishly decided to go down in a blaze of glory/gin, I began planning a remix of “I wanna dance with somebody”. In the wake of the staggering success of my Phil Collins remix*, taking on The Houston Challenge™ seemed inevitable. But alas, it was not to be. Selfish, selfish Whitney died along with any thoughts of remixing her seminal works (for the next 3 months at least). We’re not really the sort to cash in on the death of any celebrity (unless they were a despot – I for one am pretty pumped for a Robert Mugabe themed album in the next few years).
So what next? We at Neon Highwire Inc. are looking for your suggestions for the next remix. What do YOU want to hear? Please post any suggestions to our Facebook page and if we like them, we’ll chuffing do it.
Things to bear in mind when making your suggestions include:
- I like 80s pop.
- Jim likes German techno.
- Steve likes the sound of kittens drowning in a washing machine.
Fire up your suggestokannons, PRONTO.
*57% more shimmering radiance than the original, as forcibly agreed by 7 readers of ‘Koi Carp weekly’ magazine.
