Spare two minutes to tell these guys why we’re so fantabulous: http://bit.ly/NeonLove.  Here are some suggestions:

(a) Luke Fussell has never killed a man.

(b) We were the first band EVER to play on stage with an unopened tin of sild in a bag named “Chastity”.

(c) Sometimes it hurts to pee.

(d) Combined, they have enough hair to fill thirty seven full sized pillows.

(e) James Dippie is not featured in the computer game “Prince Of Persia”.

(f) Prince actually quite likes their music, though has yet to hear it.

(g) http://bit.ly/neonabout

(h) None of them voted in the last US election.

(i) THERE IS NO I

(j) Jackie Joyner-Kersee once saw a photo of them stencilled onto the side of an old tramp and commented “That guy smells of wee”.

(k) Steven Morgan believes the film Logan’s Run to be a sooth-saying documentary.

(l) Each band member is well known for having their own teeths.

(m) They are strong advocates of roundabouts as a successful traffic easing system, but believe Swindon took things too far.

(n) They have featured in the magazines OK and Hello, but under the name “Victoria Beckham”.

(o) Ooooh darlin’, please believe me, I will never let you go.

(p) The band have no association with Scientology.

(q) Luke Fussell can pronounce the t in the word “planetarium”.

(r) James Dippie once featured in the background of a Peruvian commercial for apple sauce dressed as Courtney Love.

(s) Susan Boyle is rumoured to guest on the début album.

(t) Their début album will not be called “Hammers”.

(u, v, w, y & x) They have never been romantically linked to N-Sync

(z) THE EYES!  THE EYES!  THEY HAVE NO SOULS!

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