Kiss my tits! 0
I’m salivating so much that I need braces just to keep my denchers in. WHY? It’s nothing to do with Judi Dench, or a basement filled with her illegitimate children that she likes to call her “Denchers” in a vain attempt to pretend that she hasn’t enslaved her own offspring and forced them into a life of low-in-Vitamin-A, high-in-sexual-abuse drudgery, and in fact has a team of pallid, flaky, unwashed lodgers living down there because they are afraid of dragons, which are a scourge of the area surrounding the Dench household (a 4.3km radius) – in case you were wondering. (She hasn’t done that, I don’t think).
NO! It’s because in just 3 sensual weeks, on Wednesday 14th December, we will be gracing the stage of 93 Feet East on Brick Lane once again to make your ears dribble happy love dribblings. Gosh darn it, you are SO FREAKING LUCKY.
Here’s some stuff about it and things so that you can tell some friends and their pets and their naked friends. NOW GO AND CLEAN YOURSELF OFF.
Jinkies.
Here’s some INFORMATION ABOUT THE CHUFFING GIG. Love eggs xxxx
